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Sunday, July 03, 2005

I'm out of practice. Seriously. VERY VERY.
Vodka was THE thing.
Beer was like THE water.

DXO.
Last night. went to have a look with Leslie, who told me he wasn't going to drink. I asked him why and he replied with a finger. pointed at me. I stared at him in amazement and started telling him that i could hold my liquor very very well. (Which i used to be able to. Sadly, not now.) He said, "We'll see."

We arrive at the club and hooked up with Jonas and the 3 ladies. Fi-fi was there also, but I couldn't be more surprised as to why a Non-drinking Muslim boy was at a club. We hung out and i had my first vodka of the night. Sipped it slowly.

"The Night is Young Bryan. Slow Down." said a voice in my head. I couldn't agree more.

Went back to our lounge, and ate stuff with Leslie, who looked bored out of his wits. Got my first beer of the evening. sucked it up with a goddamn straw. GODDAMN BAD IDEA. i finished it. Fast.

Hit my second. strawed it too. My third was gulped down quickly, and by that time, i had already hit quite a few Vodkas. Met Sandy(Carmen's friend). talked abit, drank abit. Went to the toilet. I talked to a bouncer.

Drunk idiot: Hey. You're big. Are you a bouncer?
Bouncer: Haha. Yeah. that I am.
Drunk idiot: So you deal with drunked idiots like me all the time right?
Bouncer: Yeap.
Drunk idiot: So are you going to throw me out soon?
Bouncer: Nope. at least, Not yet.

Was already sloshed by my fourth, and leslie had to help me to the toilet. I was stumbling everywhere. Went back to the lounge, and Sandy gave me a vodka that i could SWEAR was 80% of the glass and 20% flavour/colouring. Downed it in one shot. Head started to spin. all this happened before 1030.

I was singing Sweet Child O'mine at the top of my lungs when the DJ announced that free flow drinks was finishing in 5 minutes. Stumbled to the bar, got a beer. Drank it at once. Then asked for another one. Staggered back, found everyone gone except Leslie, who was smiling a knowing smile. I really needed support. so i drank with him standing up, an arm around his shoulder. People must have thought we were gay or something. i finished my beer, and promptly sat my ass down and slept. Got awakened a few times by one of the girls proclaiming that i was drunk and the other 2 laughing. Got awakened when they were debating who could send me back.

Hong Qing and Leslie helped me up and out of the club, where at the entrance, i promptly leaned over and vomitted into the grass. Unless i was dreaming, i remember them trying to make me drink hot tea. and I vomitted again. I can scarcely remember who sent me back, but i think it was Jonas. Stumbled into bed and into an alcohol-hazed slumber.

I awaken, 8 hours later. And quickly blog everything down before the hangover crushes my memory. What a night eh? Sorry and thank you to all you guys who were there, sorry if i spoilt your night. But it was a blast and next time there is a party like this, invite me again. I'll be needing the practice. Hahaha.

POSTED AT 8:46 AM